Employment Objective: To obtain a full time job as a computer programmer…

Who taught me how to write a resume back then? The funny thing is that I think this resume got me the job at US Sprint.  But what I find best about this is that even with only one related job listed and basically only a High School diploma the resume is still 2 pages. You have to check out page two because there’s some golden stuff back there…

My 1986 Resume Page 2I was 20 years old, 6′-2″, and – wait for it – 130 lbs. But of course in “good health”. Same height that I am now (of course) but 55 pounds lighter – and in good health.  I’m not sure why I thought it important to put any of that personal information on there.  I guess I was trying to fill out the very important 2nd page.

Looking at page 2 I’m sure this was my US Sprint resume because of the “Telecommunications Experience” that I listed.  I was the Sysop of our local BBS.  Wow!

I also see here that I had a submission pending in STart magazine. I don’t remember every being published in STart magazine so there might be a rejection letter floating around somewhere.

Oh, and who the heck is Max Jester?  He must have been a friend from KTI.  A few years earlier I was caught hacking at Marymount College but that’s a different story.  (oh.. just found max on LinkedIn)

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4 Responses to “Great Candidate to Consider”
  1. Noah says:

    That is classic. I think the experience at Humpty Dumpty probably put you over the top.

    Why did you hide the address and phone number??

  2. admin says:

    My parents owned the Humpty Dumpty Preschool and Day Care.

    You know I almost left all of the address and phone numbers. I mean they’re all old anyway. Think I should un-hide them?

  3. Shashi says:

    He hid the contact information because he doesn’t want IT Recruiter’s knocking down the current resident’s door- desperate to hire such a Gem! Surely, a man with these qualifications never made it out of Salina.

  4. Briana says:

    Love the personal info section…

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